Chris Pine for Out (June/July 2013)
#[muffled scream of rage and disgust and also have I mentioned TOTAL MOTHERFUCKING DISGUST BECAUSE THE DISGUST IS RAMPANT] #hi is this customer service yes i am calling regarding the refund of this bearded Indiana Jones wannabe motherfucker #oh god i just /had/ to think of Indiana Jones #lies down stares at ceiling never gets back up again #why would anyone even cast this pie in their stupid space trek movie i regret this immensely
#jim’s face though #his worldview’s been rocked #wait?? #bones?? #you don’t just like people out of the blue it takes time and effort?? #and months of sleeping on the floor outside your room after you’ve locked them out for the fifth time because ‘some of us are doctors jim’ #’some of us have exams in the morning jim’ #’some of us don’t want to be woken up at 2am by your drunk self trying to take over my bed jim’ #i thought what we had was special?? #what do you mean you like him?? #bones?? BONES?? #and the rest of the film is just bones comfortingly stabbing jim with hyposprays to remind him that yes bones really does love him best
i don’t care who’s who when it comes to love interests this season on teen wolf, because, let’s be real here, i’m going to end up shipping everyone together.