i have never met darren criss. i have never conversed with darren criss. i do not have darren criss’ phone number. i do not know darren criss’ personal business.
I AM NOT DARREN CRISS.
so, please, please, please stop asking me if he has a girlfriend in my ask. i didn’t want to be rude or anything, but it’s kind of getting annoying and you’re all mostly anon so i can’t ask you personally, so just…stop, please?